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niggerchu is great pet to keep at home he is good at bj's,hand jobs,lick outspend calpol
hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck
by cancer mlg shittywok snoop dog October 20, 2018
mugGet the hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchumug.
We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
mugGet the When your parents explain to you what cancer ismug.
A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass
Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental
by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018
mugGet the autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentalmug.

Cancer

The Pokemon Community is cancer.
by ItsMonsta June 11, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

Cancer

All of us:"yo, is he spamming specials?"
Jero:"nah bro, he's just being cancer"
by StopUsingSpecials May 30, 2019
mugGet the Cancermug.

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales
I am dying of sale cancer
by Sale cancer October 26, 2020
mugGet the Sale cancermug.

Cancer hoe

When someone is So toxic you Just gotta pull out Cancer hoe.
Tom : UGH this cancer hoe Just told me that im ugly.
Sam : I feel u Man, dont worry.
by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020
mugGet the Cancer hoemug.

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