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We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass
Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental
by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018
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Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe
Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.
by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020
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cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word
this f#cking cancer game is so trash
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult
me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
by elderlythud September 10, 2021
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Cancer

A mutation of living cells into harmful cells
Some may know it as "dak li miet bih nannuk dak il liba"
Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer f sidru u sploda
by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
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Cancer

Jesus that squad was cancer
by PH Memeasaur November 15, 2021
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