We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
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Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
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1. The result of bad greenscreening common in simple photography programs such as Apple's photobooth.
2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work
2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work
1. damn, we need a better backdrop, we may appear to be on a roller coaster, but you got a bad case of digital cancer on your left cheek there
2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!
2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!
by djake93 August 3, 2009
Get the Digital Cancer mug.Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
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1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010
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