Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022

Cabbage

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022

Pink Cabbage

The inner part of the vagina , the labia and all pink parts of the vagina

Vincent: That girl Lanett has the loveliest garden of pink cabbage between her sexy dark coco thighs

by Vvicked Vvitch October 22, 2022

Cabbage style

Performing an action or emulating the manner of cabbage; to do one’s best or not at all. Primarily a mildly peppery thing to add to sentences to annoy your coworkers and family.

Landon: what are those dogs doing?
Skylar: they’re going at it cabbage style!

Example 2:
Lauren: God I am so hungover. We drank too much at the bachelorette party.
Landon: Drank too much cabbage style?
Lauren: Get bent Landon.

by 6beers in 2balls Out October 23, 2022

cabbage

cabbage is cabbage and therefore it is wonderful

are you a cabbage?

by cabbagepseudonym April 26, 2022

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021