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Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.
by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010
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crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper
My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.
by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009
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crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy
this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap
by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011
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Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.
Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014
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Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking
by Written words July 6, 2016
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ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.
"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.
by Ant betsey April 15, 2007
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Crap Masta

1. A person (usually a friend) who screws you over cheaply. This is usually nothing serious - Ex. While playing a video game, your friend camps and kills you a lot, making him a Crap Masta. See also camper
<head shot> Man, stop camping you crap masta!
by DarkEye May 2, 2005
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