Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

butthole voyage

The act of fucking someone in the ass and stretching the anal cavity so wide you could use it as a raft.

"I was banging her ass in the forest and a random bear appeared so i used her for a butthole voyage."

by THE_TrapLORD69 May 12, 2015

Butthole

An enteral hole of darkness and death/ where you poop the biggest shits of mankind

"Dude my butthole is sore from last night"

by How dare they June 9, 2015

Butthole

A place where poop comes out, also known as Lauren

Lauren is the biggest butthole I know

by Awesome kid 700037739494 November 16, 2015

butthole plum

It's the word for a plum that has a hole just big enough to stick your finger into , it's also a very nice fruit

Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday

by Banter4 life November 23, 2015

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016