monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

Butthole Roulette

A game played when one tempts the gods of fate by passing gas under the duress of an upset stomach. The winners are rewarded with pain relief and a chance to fart again, while the losers need to deal with their now-soiled underwear.

My stomach hurt so bad after eating Taco Bell I played butthole roulette and ended up sharting myself.

by Gleen707 February 5, 2024

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Butthole

What your girlfriend, Madeline, is being whenever you try to be sweet and she calls you lame.

Me: "Madeline, you're so beautiful!" Madeline: "You're so lame." This would make ber a butthole.

by Atlas96 February 25, 2019

Sake me in the butthole

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice (a Japanese Grandma), plus a shot of spiced rum.

I was looking at photos from last night's party and I don't remember getting an eye patch, punching my friend in the face, or taking a shit on the floor, but I know it was a damn good shit thanks to the 10 sake me in the buttholes I drank.

by anonymous December 17, 2022

Butthole

When a 5 year old is not allowed to say the word “ass” in asshole but in reality makes it 1 googolplex times worse.

Kid: You are such a butthole!
Dude: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 12, 2025

Butthole cousins

The gay version of "wiener cousins". When multiple men have experienced the same butthole.

John and Brian are butthole cousins after they both dated Sean.

by Randywriter January 23, 2021