first week euphoria

First week euphoria is the term used to describe the feelings of elation you experience during the first week of giving up something you are addicted to. You feel happier and more confident during the first seven days, before 'hitting the wall' on the eighth day and probably giving up trying.

James (8th January, 2009): Still given up the booze?
Jonas: Nupe, didn't make it past first week euphoria, I'm on the piss tonight!

by Tipp-Ex January 17, 2009

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

first stroke

It's that amazing feeling you get when your shaft. Is pushed inside the warm wet mouth or pussy of your amazing partner!

The first stroke was so amazing I almost blew my load !

by Biz69 December 13, 2013

Eat The Crust First

The act of having gay sex.

You know lance? He eats the crust first.

by jimmu November 8, 2003