Breaking The Brown Ice 

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.

Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.

Breaking The Brown Ice by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010

Code Brown 

The most critical point of needing to take a big shit. When one is on the verge of shitting in one's pants.

"Oh my God, I have to get to a toilet quick, I have a Code Brown!!"

Code Brown by Kevin Graham December 4, 2003

brown digging 

Taking the excrement from someone's posterior as a means of fufilling hunger.

Husband:I havent eaten since breakfast
Wife: Let the brown digging commence!

brown digging by Joe Brown (Tongue) December 1, 2003

Brown Letter 

A letter containing poo.

When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.

Brown Letter by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Brown Clown That Hoe

When a girl has a mans balls in her mouth while he sits on her face, leaving a brown mark on her nose, much like a clown's red nose.

"Yeah bring that one slutty girl over so I can Brown Clown that hoe."

Brown Clown That Hoe by Thirstin Howell from Thirds June 10, 2009

brown zero 

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

brown zero by computernut October 3, 2009

Brown Trout Screamin out 

A lodged or stuck turd in you ass, it is like a plug but when released it is a watery shit explosion

i got a brown trout screamin out my ass

Brown Trout Screamin out by Assclown5 December 6, 2009