Ass-Bandit

A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.

God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.

by Garren17 May 12, 2009

asshole bandit

a proctologist

"My hemorrhoids are killing me!"

"So go see an asshole bandit."

by Tootsie's Mom June 21, 2008

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011

redheaded bandit

A term usually associated with red heads getting arrested.

Sean (redheaded bandit): Oh man, we dun got arrested. I should have hid the pot better.

by Stoklosa May 6, 2006

Bandit

(1) A pussy hog
(2) A Asshole
(3) A guy you despise, although, you are attracted highly
(4) A Boy who will steal your girlfriend
(5) A boy who'll fuck anything that walks
(6) A Bi kid
(7) A Very naughty boy

Girl1: THAT BANDIT STOLE MY VIRGINATY!
Girl2: He's such a assbandit!
Girl3: I swear he screwed my best friend!
Girl4: He's like a Drug..i know i shouldn't be with him....but i'm additced to him!
Guy: That buttfucker stole my girlfriend!

by Silver Eyes April 26, 2009

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003

butt bandit

A person who steals cigarette butts out of public ashtrays and smokes them. They are usually very sneaky and attempt to do it when no one is watching to avoid the embarrassment of being caught doing something so profoundly disgusting. Butt bandits are usually the very poor and the underage.

I remember I left a half smoked cigarette in the ashtray outside of work on my last break and now it's gone. It must have been stolen by a butt bandit.

by 03specv December 21, 2010