damn you're blowing up your cell phone
by Marie June 29, 2003
The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009
If you catch someone doing an action they are not supposed to be doing and you tell someone else to get them in trouble.
Telling on a person when they have done something they are not supposed to do.
To tell on someone.
Telling on a person when they have done something they are not supposed to do.
To tell on someone.
A boy is about to take $10 from his mother's purse. His sister walks in and says, "If you take mom's money I'm going to blow you in!"
by Ruby Crystal Diamond July 21, 2011
When a guy and a girl give each other blowjobs in the snow. sometimes adding snow in each others mouths.
by bawkface. December 12, 2010
by thtMAINsqueeezee March 09, 2009
Used instead of the word period/on the blob/bleeding when talking to mates about the fact your bird is on and you cant have sex
Man 1: Why yo lookin so down dawg?
Man 2: Ma bitch is blowing oil, gawd damn!
Man 1: Take the dirt track then, fag
Man 2: Ma bitch is blowing oil, gawd damn!
Man 1: Take the dirt track then, fag
by FoShizzleMaNizzle April 26, 2008
The annoying cramping and pain experienced in the jaw after performing a marathon blow job session. The sexual form of lock jaw, this can also be accompanied by twitching and spasms and make it difficult to laugh or smile for a period of time directly proportionate to the length of session or an extra large dick.
Jo needed a little extra time as Susie performed her fancy work. After delivering a truly magnificent blow job session, unfortunately Susie suffered from blow jaw for 30 minutes afterwards and couldn't talk or smile.
by NaughtyNicole April 05, 2013