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get her blocked

a term in norn iron meaning getting a girl hammered of her head on probably buckfast or something and then have your mates urge you or someone to proper shag her
oh aye mate go on get her blocked
by oliver walker December 19, 2022
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thems the blokes

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes
by Indicuhh December 8, 2023
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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 26, 2024
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Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025
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Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB)

One of the crew who cannot be tamed. As such, he marches to the beat of his own drum. Some might call him a “wild child”. Others might say “renegade”. While not anti-social, sometimes he just needs to hit T-peps for a post-rid brewski all by himself, or head to “Newport” for a soccer game or to pick out a Christmas tree. In August.

To support this lifestyle, he just needs a German sedan and a single bike rack. No passengers!
That Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB) beat a hasty retreat to T-peps once he realized everyone else in the gang was on dry January. Good thing he has that single rack and can drive by himself.
by Shivbo the Clown March 10, 2026
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by 456AtabavA343 June 4, 2025
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