A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
by GlibJester July 28, 2018
Get the Jank blanketmug. "Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 14, 2022
Get the Tongue Blanketmug. by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023
Get the not anymore there’s a blanketmug. Something you have on your bed, or that you use when you’re cold. A blanket keeps you warm or comfortable.
That’s blanket is so soft.
by Average_Water-bottle January 3, 2021
Get the Blanketmug. by Randy Neil November 21, 2024
Get the Turkish Blanketmug. A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Get the Blanket Leg Demonmug. a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011
Get the mong blanketmug.