Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007

BIRTH OF ROME

When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.

Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.

Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."

Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"

Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"

Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"

by dr.zima April 15, 2007

birth weight

A blunt rolled so fucking fat that it looks like its back to its original size

Lets go smoke with sam barrett because he's the only nigga that can roll blunts back to birth weight.

by Sam Barrett August 30, 2007

Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009

Birthday cookie

A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake

Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.

by Cookie monster 3000v2 February 19, 2011

bum birth

The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed with a likely feeling of discomfort due to the build up of matter since the onset of constipation creates the strained feeling of childbirth from the rear. Usually followed by a feeling of weary elation that is once again similar to that feeling following the birth of ones child.

'I finally gave bumbirth today.'

by MollyGenevieve May 14, 2005

seventeenth birthday

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

by MQ-N May 11, 2009