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wife-beater day

A day where, as a man, you don't plan on leaving the house, so you resort to wearing a wife beater.
"I've got final exams tomorrow, so it looks like today will be another wife-beater day."
by includeme December 4, 2011
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wife beater

A slow witted often muscular male that sees it fit to hit his equally trashy "Hoe".
alcoholics, student athletes, and one particular male we'll call juice y
by the one July 24, 2003
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Egg Beater

Multiple bean dips done in a consecutive manner at high velocity. One or two hands may be used to accomplish this task.
"Carl bean dipped me 4 times when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson

"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu
by Phyuk Yu October 25, 2010
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Bestest

by xX FR4$3R Xx November 4, 2009
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Wife beater

Skin tight white vest worn by american latinos.
Wife beater vest as worn by the Peoples character in the remake of Shaft
by DJ Hurtz May 19, 2008
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turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.
You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)
by kinkasaur November 13, 2006
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basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.
Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"
by MooN333 September 13, 2011
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