bemrose

A caring, outgoing person with an unbeatable laugh.

Wow, she's got to be a Bemrose.

by Coopercabbage44 February 20, 2017

bemon

A damaged lad or an annoying person.

Your brother is such a bemon.

by Matthew Pillow September 26, 2017

benfor

1) an interjection used in place of "oh well" or "fuck it"
2) a nonsensical word used to fill silence

1)
A)Fuck dude I totally forgot I have a test in like four hours. Do you have any adderall?

B)For sure, I gotchu man
A)Thanks benfor

2)

"Fuck dude, I'm not drunk enough for this shit."
*grabs handle of Bartons Charcoal Filtered Vodka*

"ahhh benfor"
*proceeds to take the fattest fucking pull you've ever seen*

by Lynn gunn followers October 25, 2017

Bedford

Situated 45 minutes north of manhattan, bedford looks like small town, that is very family oriented. bedford village males play hockey or lacrosse for fox lane or there prep school, there wardrobe is nothing but polo or abercrombie, they wear kahkis and plad shorts along with polo's or oxfords shirts, they are the life of the party, notorious to be heavy drinkers. kids from bedford live the good life and know how to have fun. A typical bedford saturday will be eating at the bedford village deli, going to bedford golf and tennis club all afternoon with the exception of hockey or lax practice,nights consisit of beer pong and numerous keg stands at you friends party, as well waking up with a girl next to you the next day. bedford kids are known to be popular, and are well liked. Bedford girls have fake tans, designer glasses, hermes bracelets and similar wardrobe style to the males. they are known sluts, but very down to earth. A bedford kid usually lives in a house costing over 1 million dollars, and has 3-4 friends with pools and tennis courts at there house.

"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving up Guard Hill in Bedford"

by urmom173869 September 9, 2018

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Bumfooed

When you spell something wrong on your homework and your hecking teacher points it out to the whole class

Dude 1: (shows homework)
Teacher: THiS KiD SPELLeD BEcAUSE WrONG Lgsisheowhso
Dude 1: man I just got bumfooed by a middle aged man

by Optimistic trash lol no December 5, 2018

Bedford ma

Bedford is a small ass town that no one knows. Although you can drive through the town in ten minutes during the day, when there is traffic, you will want to die in the 50 minutes car ride across town. Here you can find 11 nail salons within a two minute walk of each other. You could also come to our crappy highschool and get a terrible education and probably end up doing drugs or drug deals that occur in plain sight. To make it better, you could play for an awful sports team and have no chance at getting into a good collage. Come and meet some of the worlds worst people and teachers .

A: “I need my nails done.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”

by BedfordOof December 5, 2018