terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

Emo Bean

A very anxious person. Who over thinks everything but is still a loveable bean. Sometimes refuses to be called cute or adorable, thinks that they're big and mighty . When there actually SMOL beans that people would kill for .

Patton:Virge is my Emo Bean

They're a precious Emo Bean

by Zombieheart4 November 24, 2019

Bean Blanket

Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.

Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.

by ThesePancakesAreTiny April 26, 2011

scoob bean

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.

No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.

by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018

bean rubbing

Bean rubbing is a girl rubbing her bean(clit) to stimulate herself

I was bean rubbing when I saw my neighbour dave

by Brandon driver July 14, 2022

Boy Bean

If you touch it you get happy :)

Come over here and touch my boy bean

by oomshi July 20, 2021

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

by 420palace October 09, 2008