Easy now

When shouted are greeting friends or happy over something good happening

Easy now wys g?

Or

Easy now my mans getting shots in

Or

For short on a quick drug deal it’s “easy” and a fist pump

by El chapo bruddaz January 4, 2025

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

easy mac

porn on itunes

that one easy mac is only $9.99!!!!

by georgetheplant July 14, 2009

easy glide

When a girl is not tight but also loose so your dick glides right on in.

Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Great we fucked and her pussy was an easy glide.
wow sounds perfect

by houston23 December 17, 2014

Easy Rider

A cider / beer can. Easy to drink and doesn't get you too drunk. Perfect

Hey man, pass me an easy rider, I'm trying to take it slow.

by tlovesw September 30, 2021

Easy Talker

Empty promises, running away from complicated problems.

She is a easy talker

by Someone with slangs November 12, 2022

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018