Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012

Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask

Last night Anderson made me a bank robber

by LAZY DAVE November 27, 2017

M.O.M. bank

It's an acronym for "Made Of Money." Usually refers to an adult child/teenager who has to go to his/her mother/parent and "borrow" money to make ends meet. The non-literal definition is a girlfriend or female spouse, etc.

I have to go to the M.O.M. bank because it's the end of the month and I have no money.

I need to go to the MOM because I am broke.

by RunL November 20, 2011

Sperm Bank

Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!

“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”

by Nitrohead21 January 19, 2018

made bank

Previously gained a lot of money in a short amount of time

Damn them dudes made bank off us with how much stuff we bought

by Gemany November 18, 2017

hillary banks

Hillary Banks is a very very rich snob who owns a horrible tv show, she steals her fathers money so she can buy clothing that she enjoys wearing, she is very arrogant with her looks while she lacks intelligence. She is one of the main stars of popular 90s tv show “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”

Hillary banks is an annoying rich snob with very good looks

by Barlton Hanks September 3, 2020

bank boyfriend

A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.

"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."

by tboy1011 July 29, 2014