nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.
for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons
by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014
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balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
by Monkeystrangler July 26, 2013
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Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.
“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby
by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024
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Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or
FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER
by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019
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Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 03, 2022
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