Bacon Cowboy

A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.

Example:

Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.

by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 01, 2012

Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

by bewbzallis March 04, 2011

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 19, 2014

bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

Butch Bacon

The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.

I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.

by Guzey October 14, 2011

Financial Bacon

It's like being in a pickle money-wise

Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(

by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009

burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 February 03, 2012