Butch Bacon

The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.

I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.

by Guzey October 13, 2011

burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012

Bacon trippin'

The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.

Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...

Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'

by put a donk on it June 5, 2009

Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

by bewbzallis March 18, 2011

vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip

I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way

by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014

Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter

Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!

by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009