bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

by bewbzallis March 18, 2011

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

Bacon wings

Flappy puss wings

The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings

by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017

Bacon trippin'

The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.

Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...

Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'

by put a donk on it June 5, 2009

Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020