Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.

My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.

by FukWit September 2, 2015

backdoor fajita

An illegal immigrant especially from Latin America

Have you seen Esteban? Dude is a total backdoor fajita

by Shanusdebar October 2, 2015

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 13, 2016

Backdoor yorki

When making sweet love to a chick with a fine ass from behind and you pull out and thump her a few times on the butt cheeks and give a couple quick barks/yips of pleasure.booty sex doggystyle

Amy's ass was so fine, I just couldn't help myself, so I gave her a Backdoor Yorki!

by BabiAngel December 12, 2016

backdoor cooch smooch

Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.

My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.

by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017