detective board thingy

the board that has push pins and red string. it is commonly used in context with detectives and stuff.

I saw them use a detective board thingy on the show "Blue Bloods".

by slay... i guess December 28, 2023

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"

When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.

Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.

by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022

Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

boarding student strudel day

a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel

person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*

by Asteria_Black October 12, 2021