"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mesclun Around Burger, it comes with mesclun lettuce!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
by Pussy master January 22, 2014
(N)When the winning member of a political battle will make some attempt to help his opponent, it is called a political reach around.
When the democrats took congress, they did a political reach around not to immediately withdraw troops from Iraq.
by The Wandering Loser May 10, 2007
When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.
by themanbearwalrus June 13, 2014
The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.
by Nunis April 09, 2009
Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.
This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."
"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
by Schiftie August 24, 2009
A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed
by Jearled monks May 06, 2017