Mesclun Around Burger

A special burger topped with mesclun lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mesclun Around Burger, it comes with mesclun lettuce!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Beat around the bush

When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.

Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.

Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?

Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.

Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.

by Stoney69 November 30, 2019

Koala reach around

When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.

Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date

by themanbearwalrus June 13, 2014

Political Reach around

(N)When the winning member of a political battle will make some attempt to help his opponent, it is called a political reach around.

When the democrats took congress, they did a political reach around not to immediately withdraw troops from Iraq.

by The Wandering Loser June 4, 2007

Texas reach around

The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.

"Bro this tastes like a Texas reach around"

"yea I just made it with Nunis"

by Nunis April 9, 2009

fartin' around the turd

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

by Schiftie August 24, 2009

Around the world wedgie

When you are given a wedgie in the front, back and sides, and sometimes tucked in your shoulders so it seems like you're wearing an underwear t-shirt.

When I was 14, 4 friends decided to gave me an Around the world wedgie. Everyone who saw me thought I aws wearing an underwear t-shirt.

by Wedgiieer April 18, 2010