The guy your mom, aunt, grandma, cousin, uncle, daughter and girlfriend tell you not to worry about.
by Papi Kaos November 21, 2021
Get the Alexis mug.The official name of the original Alexis Juares. The last part originated from Lucy. Most of the time he spends time with his vieja. Plays outside with a soccer ball. USED to be lonely, and now updated with a new Vieja. Still lost his father at a young age, BUT RECENTLY CAME BACK. Lucy the original has got Alexis a new dad too. Alexis Juares is no longer lonely. Still tends to be in Nevada, while drawing 100 circle still while getting excited. Still cuts Oak Trees, but no longer likes Ridges. Now tends to go to a preserve as of date of September 26, 2025.
Exmp: Wow why is he NOT acting like an Alexis Juares rn but now Alexis Juares Rodriguez ???
Exmp 2: Wow I think hes trying to be the next Alexis Juares Rodriguez he has changed so much!
Exmp 2: Wow I think hes trying to be the next Alexis Juares Rodriguez he has changed so much!
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Strengths: sucking dick
Strengths: sucking dick
by Doofles63 March 19, 2019
Get the Alexis mug.Alexis lets you call her "Lexi" if you are friends. Once you are her friend, she will never leave you. She has the greatest sense of humor of all time. She's a grounding presence and she loves Jesus. She never judges anyone. She will beat up a boy for you if you've been wronged. She'll drive all night to get to you if you're having a rough week. Lexi is artistic and has some cool tattoos. She is going to learn Spanish and travel the whole world one day. If you are looking to date her, good luck, because she knows her worth and will not settle. She once dissected a stuffed animal dog in order to be able to easily chop off its head. She is best friends with Rebekah. She also believes macaroni and cheese is made by wolves. She is absolutely gorgeous, but she doesn't know it.
A: Hey, did Lexi really come all this way to see you?
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
by UrMomLuvsU January 11, 2024
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