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African

Any individual whose recent ancestry (in the past 50 years) is from the continent of Africa, in contrast with African Americans.

As an African I know that there are no people indigenous to the continent of Africa besides the people who are commonly referred to as "BLACK" today. This includes all 56 countries of Africa from South Africa, north through Kenya, to Egypt, and from Senegal in the West through Chad, Eastwards to the Comoros Islands in the Indian Ocean.

Asians (including Arabs, white Indians and East Asians) or pink (white/European) people that call themselves African are not indigenous but children of invaders fleeing persecution from Europe and Asia. They came to Africa seeking better lives free from wars and diseases. Some were peacefully ushered, some had to fight their way in. Hostilities still occur.

Also, Africans are people who because of physical characteristics, fall into the category designated as "BLACK."

But these Black people of Africa have over 30 different skin tones ranging from deep ebony to different sorts of browns to yellows.

Hair textures also range from kinky to curly to wavy. They also exhibit all the shapes of the noses and lip sizes that exist all over the world, giving credibility to the fact that all mankind descended from Black Africans.
Philip Emeagwali, the inventor of the supercomputer that made it possible for us to have internet today, is an African. However, more specifically, he is a Nigerian American.
by Khiminre August 30, 2006
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south africa

South Africa is a bad boy yardie that usually attends state schools in Pennsylvania. He gets with a myriad of chicks and can throw down harder than any frat ever could. He enjoys playing geetar, singing to ex-girlfriends, and shouting at "monkaays." If you ever hear DMB, the Darkness, or "Freestyler" playing "Southie" cannot be too far away.
-Is Sig Pi throwing down tonight?
-Who cares? We can just hang out with South Africa and throw down even harder!
by Ahoff February 15, 2005
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African Sac Popper

When a man with an oversized penis is having sex with a woman with herpes and pops one of the herpes sacs with his penis. He then pulls out and the woman gives him a blow job sucking off all of the oozey goodness.
Guy 1: Did u hear about Shequon giving mary that African Sac Popper??
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross dude.
by Futh29 May 15, 2009
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fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Herb is involved with a fake ass African and doesn't have a clue. His life savings will be gone soon if he doesn't wake up from his sick old man fantasies.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
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African Warthog

High grade marijuana known as African Warthog. Worth about fifteen US dollars a gram, this cannabis is extremely strong when it comes to the high and the odor. It is rare to find on the streets, for it is usually sold in great quantities.

This strong cannabis was first grown by a man referred to as Pumba. He named the weed after himself thus, African Warthog, enlightened by the movie The Lion King.
by Pumba (M.J.L.) March 24, 2010
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African Wristwatch

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.
She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.
by johnwells November 28, 2012
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South-African Safari

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009
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