rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.

we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.

by maddog68 March 18, 2019

Soccer mom

A lady who drives a mini van

She such a soccer mom

by Fugfyjbg January 7, 2019

Soccer boi

A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.

Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.

Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.

by Unknown person3354 January 9, 2019

Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer

that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Bayville Soccer Players

Annoying, white privileged girls who never shut the fuck up. They are so full of themselves that they make me wanna jump off a cliff. Usually blondes who are twiggy as fuck. Who can’t even run right. They are all basic bitches who thinks soccer makes them the shit.

Brionna:”You play Soccer?”
Kelsey:”yeah”
Brionna”ew Bayville Soccer players are gay”

by Ratchet Rebecca February 9, 2019

berkshire soccer academy

A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.

I just got back from Berkshire Soccer Academy!

by 12345messilover August 29, 2018