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Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
by Hondipo January 24, 2019
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the cock and the balls of it

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
by Special needs student September 1, 2012
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Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.
by aurora89 December 22, 2009
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Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.
Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!
by Scopey January 16, 2011
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Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012
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Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.
A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.
by CreepyGlider February 9, 2021
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lacrosse ball

The first ever weapon of mass-destruction. Used as a catalyst for winning lacrosse games, but when it's not tearing through the corners of a goal, can be a terribly destructive force that can break bones. Made out of pure rubber.
Little Tommy didn't know that when he threw his lacrosse ball, that it would fly out of his stick and smash a Ferrari, a window, then a lamp, next a television set, and then finally a man's femur.
by Rollencoaster April 20, 2014
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