WHITE Woman

The type of woman that would call the police if you accidentally touch her tomatoes while tryna plant your own.

man1: what kind of person is Mellisa
man2: she’s a WHITE woman
man1:oh.

by TheOnePersonman August 3, 2023

Perfect Woman

A woman who goes above and beyond the call of duty for her shit head boyfriend

I tagged her in one of those Facebook gourmet food videos and I she had it ready for dinner that night. Now that’s what I call the perfect woman.

by Thatcluelessdude November 1, 2017

crack woman

A lady who has recently turned 18 and has just started to do crack. She probably goes to college and listens to Death Cab for Cutie.

>> Brie is such a crack woman.
<< Yeah. She loves cock.

by NikLegit October 24, 2007

Blind woman

It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.

Yo, this ho was trippin so I blew it her eyes and gave her a blind woman, bitch better recognize!

by crazyboybg March 18, 2011

The old woman

where a man or woman is giving you head and you pull out and cum in their ear after witch you try and talk to them thus giving the affect of being half deaf

"h_y, can y__ he_r _e?"
"Ho_ _o ya l_ke That?"
i gave her the old woman

by Robbie Chestnutt February 21, 2008

Independent Woman

Made famous by Beyonce, the independent woman is someone who claims to be able to do it all on their own. In reality, she has a new boyfriend at least 2-3 times a year and never stays single more than a week. She also often gets money from her parents. She also craves attention from online social networks like facebook and twitter and is known to cause a lot of drama at work.

If you haven't lived by yourself in a cave for 5 years, you can't go around calling yourself an independent woman.

by Dixinyobutt January 22, 2013

bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

by harozrule January 17, 2009