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Woke

A label invented by conservatives, referring to left-wing monoculture. Wokeness refers to a set of ideology and values, the mass-media machine that disseminates them, and the system of social-pressure that silences and censors dissenters.
"Here at Acme Tech, we promote based on race and gender, not performance."
"Wow stop being so woke."

"It was a great children's TV series until season 3, then the writers went woke and turned half the characters gay."

"The new elementary school history curriculum went woke; now they vilify the United States and the founding fathers."
by PaulFidika July 25, 2022
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woke

a group of teenagers, college kids society that is call out. Hypersensitive. Deranged and critical of
Racism, Homophobia and culture. Basically Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Google founders brain washing
kids to hate white people. Totally cultural enemies, globalists and jerks.

If you dont listen to their music, agree with them or get their teen angst or hate life like them they call you out.

Basically the equation is Obama, J-Z and Racism.
i saw another woke flip out over racism on Twitter.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.
Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.
by jondich March 19, 2023
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woke

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad
by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
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Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.
Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.
by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
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Woke

A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.
These woke people are destroying black owned businesses but claim they’re fighting racism.
by Consuelasdad April 23, 2023
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woke

Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism

According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"

Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
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