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Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%
Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?
by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021
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African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.
Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.
by Maq Maq January 13, 2021
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Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments
Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard
by Snideytown February 2, 2021
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021
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Skin Wizard

Hey! Skin Wizard bring me that meat musket!
by Scag Ruffins September 23, 2021
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garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com
Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.
by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021
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