king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on GridNet

Wow. Did you go to that Wizard Party? Everyone was firewalled and Onion Routing like they were encrypted.

by CryptoHomesteader June 4, 2021

The great choclet covered rizz wizard

Another word for Marizza

well your in luck because I The great choclet covered rizz wizard Marisa have got you covered

by Marizza69 May 28, 2023

Street wizard

Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.

Also often seen smoking crack.

Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?

by Streetis wizus May 5, 2024

fifa wizard

A fucking eight year old with an annoying voice who thinks he makes good videos.

Hey, did you hear about that awful FIFA Wizard video?

by Jaco8800 January 29, 2018

high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 3, 2018

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015