When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.
by Didddies February 8, 2017
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020
When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 2, 2020
Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)
by YessyWessy November 13, 2021
To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."
by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022
Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
by Shlomo Jesus May 11, 2019