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Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
by Philip Swift July 14, 2019
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Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Jamaican Car Washmug.

NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
by shutupslover April 19, 2020
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car wash

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!
by 10Triggers November 11, 2005
mugGet the car washmug.

Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 5, 2010
mugGet the Swiss car washmug.

Washed his Ferrari

To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.
How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?

She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
by Merseybeat July 20, 2009
mugGet the Washed his Ferrarimug.

Rusty Washing Machine

A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.
Dude, I used the Rusty Washing Machine on this chick last night and it was gross!
by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 6, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Washing Machinemug.

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