weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014

weatherist

One who prefers one weather type over the other.

Katie: You're such a weatherist!
Lauren: stop

by crustyminion March 19, 2016

Weather Channel

Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed:

Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel.
Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning.
Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.

Girl-"I can't believe you turned on the Weather Channel then fell asleep right when we got in bed!"
Josh-"Did I? Wow that's crazy, I barely remember it. Do you think I should shave my beard?"

by FoxTrap69 April 3, 2016

Titan Weather

Any kind of weather that is good for marching band. Weather can be anywhere from perfect to almost a hurricane to the surface of the sun.

This is Titan Weather, baby!

by Mcatz August 25, 2010

kahli-weatherwaxing

-kahli-a sexy aussie chick
--weatherwax(ing)- when you win all day everyday, or win over someone

THUS-----
KAHLI-WEATHERWAXING--> a sexy dude/chick that wins all day every day over everyone

Bro, im so going kahli-weatherwax on his shit yo.
dude, i've been kahli-weatherwaxing today man.

by coujaiy January 1, 2012

concrete weather

Freezing, Icy cold

"Today was some fucking concrete weather".

by momma-G October 12, 2014

the weather underground

A secret cult of the weather men. It is like the Illuminati but better, they control the weather.

It's hailing, CURSE YOU THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND

by hb831 March 5, 2015