Owen Wilsoned

To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.

Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?

by 11swilson March 6, 2009

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wilondja

"Wilondja" is the definition of party and noise so when yelled everybody knows it's lit

*Opens up bottle of liqour* someone yells WILONDJAAAA!!

by Peter franklinn December 11, 2016

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A town in Connecticut where police give tickets to anyone who looks like they might be out of town for any reason they can find. It is theorized that 87% of the town of Wilton's revenue comes from pulling over out of towners.

Wilton: Do you know why I'm pull you over?
Driver: No, was I speeding?
Wilton Officer: No sir, you are not driving a BMW. The drug dogs are on the way.

by sumdumfuk October 27, 2011

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Wilsooon Moment

When a person falls into a trance after seeing a attractive woman of any age, usually girls age 14 younger.

Man, my nigga Deshawn was in a Wilsooon moment just then, mother fucker took like 5 hours to snap out of that shit!

by Sparkles Times April 24, 2017

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Wilsons grammar school

Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.

Wilsons grammar school:

Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?

Functioning human 2: shit

Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?

Functioning human 2: Wilsons!

by ShalomJackie October 30, 2018

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