vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Vampire nails

When a girl named Ella gets her nails done but leaves two short so she can masturbate with her big dick until she cums all over the world. Also they like it up the bum, golden showers and feet. Also she is very pretty.

Ella is an Ella wow vampire nails

by Ella’s #1fan December 8, 2024

Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.

I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.

by King albert III February 27, 2023

Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. October 21, 2020

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020