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Valendie's day

What sad, depressed, lonely and sex deprived people call the so called lovely Valentine's day. Its the holiday that makes singles die inside.
Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."

Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"
by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016
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Valedaspace

Valedaspace is a wonderful fantasy world. It's a place where you can spiritually retreat to all of your childish and insignificant ideas that reflect how ridiculous your existence really is in the eyes of everyone in the world around you. It's a place that you go to after a serious lack of direction takes hold of your life and you eventually shrivel away from the thoughts of others.
Person 1: What's up with her?
Person 2: Doesn't matter, she's in Valedaspace.
by gifdaddy217 December 2, 2016
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Vale

A really nice boy very handsome. If you'll met him he's problely taken but wait for him and get your chace. Don't say anything bad about him until you know him your first impression about him will be that he's a player but he is more like romeo
Vale is such a cutieee
by lolygirlypoppy December 28, 2016
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Valentin

Young blonde German boy that fucks all bitches around. No matter which party he is at, there is not enough alcohol for Valentin. No teacher is secure of his fun and no girl of his 15'' dick.
Oh no, it's Valentin
by merlsadan December 31, 2016
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Valenco

The best ship ever between Plompe and Professional Stalker
If think Valenco is ok, cause they're so nice together!
by Shinoga Demon January 29, 2017
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valentine's day

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
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valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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