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What sad, depressed, lonely and sex deprived people call the so called lovely Valentine's day. Its the holiday that makes singles die inside.
Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."

Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"
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by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016
Happy St. Patties Day!