Vanilla gorilla

A very average gorilla

Look at that vanilla gorilla, so boring and basic.

by Iamalittlespecialmymomsaidso June 25, 2021

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 7, 2017

vanilla degen

Someone who is vanilla, but viewed from inside a subculture where weird fetishes are the norm, r34 and related. Like "normie" but for sex related things. Almost never actually an insult.

A: yoo holy shit have you seen this Peach x Bowser r34? I wish he would rape my ass like that.
B: no sorry, I'm not into that, I'm a vanilla degen

by QXTR July 11, 2021

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras

Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla

by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023

Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.

I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022