Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010

turd burger

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006

Turd Curd

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

by J to tha J December 3, 2007

trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.

1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound

by Cassie J October 26, 2008

tough turd

The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.

Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.

by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006

turd-cutter

a word used to describe the female buttocks

"look at that turd-cutter"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003