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Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.
Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"
by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011
mugGet the Hurty Turdsmug.

turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.
a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."
mugGet the turd growlmug.

turd ranch

You sure as fuck don't wanna be downwind of that turd ranch on a hot-ass day!
by Kodiak Scott November 13, 2011
mugGet the turd ranchmug.

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.
"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."
by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017
mugGet the Turd Hobbitmug.

turd twat

The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
by tkinrough January 28, 2016
mugGet the turd twatmug.

worry turd

a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.
"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".
by HSW1987 April 10, 2011
mugGet the worry turdmug.

turd chaser

(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.
by xeonox January 10, 2013
mugGet the turd chasermug.

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