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turd burglar

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older
turd burglar by squeezemetim June 9, 2005

turd burgular 

One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.
I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!

Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.
turd burgular by NIGGA_HATER August 9, 2003

turd-splitter 

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!
turd-splitter by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Turd Ferguson 

(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"

Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"

Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."

Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."

Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.
"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."
Turd Ferguson by Roberto B. September 4, 2009

turd burglar

a cunning brokeback[ mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse [bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.
"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."
turd burglar by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

Turd Eater

A person that has a shit then picks it up and eats it in a bap with dick cheese in his ear shouting his mum to lick it out.
Mum lick my ear i fink im turning into a turd eater