Torpedomen

US Navy rate manned by the most homos.

I thought all Submariner's were gay. Nope, just the Torpedomen.

by SubTM May 24, 2023

Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.

Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!

by Ez dee July 9, 2023

Toledo Tolumbo

the name of a fictional penis talkshow host on the fictional TV show, Cock Talk. Toledo as in "Holy Toledo", is a giant dick with a Geraldo Riviera type mustache and a light brown comb over.

Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk

by sharonlove July 19, 2023

Tobed

The word used to describe someone who's spouting nonsense as if they're high while just under the effects of lack of sleep

„Bro, I'm tobed as fuck right noe but I don't wanna go to sleep cuz' I can't.“

by eyeofardor July 20, 2024

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

Toed

To have Walker's feen rubbed all over ones face cuz he toed you once he told you twice

Bro did you witness him get toed?

by Lillyofthespedshed September 16, 2023

toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 6, 2023