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Toothpaste Jenga

A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.
L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009
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toothpaste tongue

the gross taste that all food acquires just after brushing your teeth
dude last night I got Starbucks but I had to spit it out, it was a total toothpaste tongue!
by scbe6811 September 2, 2010
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Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.
MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!
by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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Another Toothpick

"I lost a dime in the sewers. Oh well, another toothpick"

1 - John's dad died of cancer the other day.
2 - Another toothpick.
1 - Have some respect, you ass.
by credible March 1, 2009
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Tomothy

A nickname given people called Tom, but only cool people.
A mix of Tom and Timothy
Tomothy is my friend
by supahhhh August 12, 2008
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toot sweet

Quickly, immediately, at once. This word is a corruption of the French ‘tout de suite’, which literally means 'all at once'
When his ex girlfriend arrived, he got out of there toot sweet!
by Manywaters February 6, 2007
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