Toilet Sodomy

The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.
Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.

Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
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Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.
Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.
by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020
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toilet princess

A woman who is aroused by massive or minimal dumpage on her chest/body.
Brandi "the toilet princess" loves having her girlfriend take dumps on her chest.
by Tirissa March 8, 2018
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Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.
Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!
by Trollfuck April 5, 2023
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toilet ham

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham
by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023
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jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong
We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet
by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016
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Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
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