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Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)
by M_E November 3, 2008
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The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.
by moodus March 13, 2005
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Get the to google mug.Verb: When your driving fast and absolutely rag out a corner so your car drifts round and gains speed out of the corner. Derives from the way Gooks drive, as they tend to drift around corners in their Nissan Skylines and 350Z's, instead of driving like normal people.
1. I absolutely gooked that corner it was sick.
2. Dave: You were drifting round me in that race you Gook. Carry on gooking and you'll need new tyres.
Joe: Yeah, I knew I was going to gook on you, noob. Pure gookage.
2. Dave: You were drifting round me in that race you Gook. Carry on gooking and you'll need new tyres.
Joe: Yeah, I knew I was going to gook on you, noob. Pure gookage.
by Joe 'Jive Penguin' Wall February 26, 2009
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Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010
Get the I don't care if you're talking to God mug.A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.
Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?
Vikram: Woah, really??
Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.
Vikram: Woah, really??
Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.
by avnish May 12, 2010
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