When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.
My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!
by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016
the hangover after drinking the beer "rolling rock." usually when consumed in insanely large amounts.
by bird man jr. September 08, 2011
birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.
by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010
A disease in the early 14th century or 1300's that killed about 1/3 of Europe's population. So it killed about 75 million people in its 10 years of happenings. Symptoms of The Black Death (a.k.a The Bubonic Plague) Were you would get headaches, chills, fever, nausea, vomiting, back pain, soreness in arms and legs, and the sunlight was to bright to look at. Also, within about 2 days of these symptoms you would get swells on your neck arms and around your crotch area. Then a few days after that your hands will start to become black and the blackness would grow and then you would die.
by TheDesriptor February 20, 2014
Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.
Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
by JestyCat August 02, 2010
Form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God's "Black Label". At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half...each half made up of aggresive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death. For this reason, many bands have been sued for calling the wall of death, so modern walls of death are formed not due to instruction, but through serious fans who know what to do when the song in question is played. This is a mosh meant to be done a metal shows...not a hardcore dance. A wall of death at an emo/hXc show is not a true wall of death.
Black Label begins.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.
by pseudocide November 25, 2007
Similar to the risky wank. It involves sitting in your room with a boner, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. The trick is to start and finish jerking off before she makes it to your room. Only attempted by fucking idiots or virgins who can cum that fast.
john: "MUUUUUUUMMMM COME HEREEEE!!!"
mum: "Coming" Step, step, step
john: "SHIT, SHIT ,SHIT, FUCK ME YEAHHHH"
mum: step, step, open door "WTF!!!"
john: "CRAP....DIDN'T MAKE IT"
John fails the death wank. Silly prick
mum: "Coming" Step, step, step
john: "SHIT, SHIT ,SHIT, FUCK ME YEAHHHH"
mum: step, step, open door "WTF!!!"
john: "CRAP....DIDN'T MAKE IT"
John fails the death wank. Silly prick
by Wattini August 21, 2008