Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

Zombie chew

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.

Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Zombie Journalism

Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.

"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"

"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"

"Zombie journalism sucks!"

by mAnomie March 3, 2019

The Zombie Zone

When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.

Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

zombie beast

hacker lol
annoying
likes to be mean

that guy zombie beast is so annoying
did you hear about what he did to her minecraft world?

by brookiecookiethepillow May 27, 2019

zombie ball

A Squash Ball turns into a Zombie Ball when it is hit so good that it should be dead, i.e. impossible to retrieve and award the striker a point, but miraculously comes back to life by unnatural, superhuman retrieval of the other player. It is of utmost important for the initial striker to kill the ball again, otherwise it might give the retriever and creator of the zombie ball a boost that can turn the tides of a game. A zombie ball might be created in other sports as well but has not been reported yet.

If Ramy Ashour successfully hits a backhand cross-court nick, the ball is usually dead. However some players such as Nick Mathew or Gregory Gaultier successfully return these shots and transform the ball to a zombie ball for the rest of the rally.

by napkuchen November 5, 2013

Pulled a Zombie

To enter a ps4 party and leave without saying a word, after a while

Tyler pulled a zombie yesterday and it was awkward for everybody

by Sulas July 22, 2020