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Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023
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Taint Tickles

A gay version of “he gives me butterflies.”
Wow don’t look at me like that you are giving me taint tickles *blushes*
by theherd January 28, 2025
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Tickle day

Tickle day is 24th of may
by Ticklem0nster69 May 23, 2022
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holyloola tickle

The process of cumming on a religious statue and then shoving it up your ass.
John: dude I totally did a holyloola tickle at church yesterday.

Tom: I usually do that with the preacher fr fr.
by Ass,tickler,and,muncher,403 April 19, 2024
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tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...
I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.
by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017
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