Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night

Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would

by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019

Pickle Tickle

When a man/woman tickles your penis while your sleeping. If the recipient wakes up, the tickler will usually scream “THIS IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER” and run away. However, in some cases, the recipient enjoys the pickle tickle, and pretends to stay asleep.

Last night, Bella gave me a Pickle Tickle, I pretended to stay asleep because I liked it.

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Gangster tickle

When a shorty swirls her tongue around your asshole

Sk: “yo broski I was gettin wozzles from this ting and she stuck her tongue in my ass.
Dk: sayin shorty gave u dat gangster tickle ahlie xD lolol

by Bucklys May 13, 2022